We were reading a retold version of the 12 days of Christmas called Emma's Christmas, in which Emma a free spirited farmer's daughter who caught the eye of a local prince and how he tried to woo her with piles of birds and cows and things.
At the end of the story the following conversation occurred.
The Girl: How do you know who is your one true love?
The Boy: I don't know.
The Girl: Your one true love is the person you want to marry.
The Boy: I don't have a true love, but I do have uncles..