Talk Like a Pirate Day

Com'n walk wi' me, as a dear and bosom friend

Ahoy me mates!

T'day be September nineteenth in the year of our dear Lord two thousand and nine, and it be Talk Like A Pirate Day. F'r all ye land lubbers who be liv'en with dirt under yer boots and don't know the bless'n of th' Good Lord's wind in ye sails here be an example of some good ol' piratey talk'n for your convers'n.


I hope ye found this instruction a boon to ye v'rcabularly and such.

(shortly after this was filmed:
The Girl: Do you know how to sing like a pirate?
Me: How?
The Husband: Yo Hooo, Yo Hooo...
The Girl: No Daddy you can't sing like a pirate cause you are not dressed like one!
"Arr arr arr arr I love you so much because I'm a pirate and I can dance and hold my arms out and it looks like I am flying but I have a sword in my hand. Arr arr arr arr arr arr me matey!")

Go off in the Peace of our dear Lord with the wind of fortune in ye sails